stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.

trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.

by jefftate September 5, 2010

Stealing Wishes

the act of taking coins from a fountain

person 1: *takes 4 quarters from fountain*
person 2: Hey! Stop stealing wishes!
person 1: I didn't steal anything.
person 2: Yeah you did. Someone wished on that coin and now you took the coin so you stole it and the wish is in it so you stole the wish.
person 1: huh?
person 2: *takes quarters* Just leave the wishes in there! *throws quarters back in*
person 1: Hey!

by freakazoid2222242 December 22, 2010

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

StealthGrinder

1. A completely black-clad individual who infiltrates high school dances and grinds on as many people as possible, no matter if male or female. Whether he is a hero or a villain no one knows.

"Something just pushed against my leg, but I didn't see anything. I think it was the StealthGrinder."

Come on, everyone knows there's no such thing as a StealthGri----AAAH! okay he's real.

by CharliElise February 24, 2011

Stealthcap

Any form of headgear purposely used to hide your untamed hair. Either because you are too lazy/tired/in a rush to comb it.

Tim:"Dude, hurry we are going to be late!"

Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."

by yuna359 April 16, 2011

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011