sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

Sperry

Most likely a fish or some type of limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water.

Guy 1: "Hey there's sperry."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a fish."

by appledrink October 18, 2011

sperm bank whore

Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.

Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"

Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"

by Ikurasake Gerigenion January 27, 2008

Sperm Sisters

Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.

"We didn't know too much about each other, but now that we're sperm sisters our sons have the right to know their brothers from other mothers"

by milk9837 October 18, 2011

Sperg

Generally a cringe inducing and annoying person. Someone who doesn't understand social ques, says inoppropriate things which can also be at an inappropriately loud volume. A person who seems to be under the impression everyone needs to hear their every thought, regardless of how appropriate it is to the situation.

Verb form; Sperging. (Sp-ER-g-ing)

*Note: This is completely separate from the condition known as "Aspergers Syndrome" which symptoms may mirror the same behavior.

At a funeral;

Cousin Tommy: (at a loud volume with grieving family within earshot) "Wow! Uncle Jimmies corps sure is pale. I wonder if they pumped him full of enough embalming fluid so he doesn't rot like in Game of Thrones and make everyone puke!"

You: "Dude... quit being such a sperg. Just sit down and shut up."

by Snopuppy March 24, 2023

Sperm Perm

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.

"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."

by mc080290 December 22, 2006

spergloid

A sperglord from New York.

If I lived in New York, I'd be a spergloid.

by Downvoting Victim October 20, 2021