smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table
by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018
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smarteness

im not the smarteness
by The Meme fish April 03, 2024
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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
by Wolga March 29, 2023
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Smart Doll

A 1/3 scale, anime style bjd created by Danny Choo. The product introduces the Wabi-Sabi philisophy stating there is beauty in imperfection. The dolls are avalible in diverse skintones and they are made using the slush-casting mold, which naturally introduces imperfection and blemishes.
I plan to get a Smart Doll for Christmas.
by Sajonara17 November 17, 2020
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God Smart

Some geniuses are God Smart
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).
by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 10, 2023
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