smash party

when you invite a bunch of people to an abandoned mansion and start breaking everything

Chuck: Hey bro wanna go to a smash party on elmore street?

Bob: yeah sure

smash party by marcwiil May 24, 2024

smash that evil 

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

smash that evil by TJITHINK June 5, 2024

smash rocks 

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.

"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."

smash rocks by h2ocelot July 6, 2024

Smash face 

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

Smash face by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

smash repairs 

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.

"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."

smash repairs by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

Smash for cash 

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

Smash for cash by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025

Smash the gangs 

Furious masturbation in the face of problem solving.

"Only Labour can smash the gangs"

Smash the gangs by Mr David Bean May 24, 2025