SIMP

An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants

Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?

Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!

by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019

Simp

When a Canadian named Mia, Margret, Magnet, or immigrant, goes crazy for an American named Chase

OMG you are such a simp

by Anonymous16295 January 19, 2021

Simp

Someone who buys their girlfriend flowers on international women's day

Damn that guy got his girlfriend flowers on international women’s day, which is a completely made up holiday? What a simp.

by sharbdaddy420 March 9, 2022

Simp

Someone (male) choosing Hoes before Bros.
Someone (male) obssesing over a girl.

Deku is being such a simp.
Stop being a simp towards Puppet!

by yknI May 18, 2020

Simp

A word only used by clammy, immature little boys that are too virgin to acknowledge communication with a female. They often use this word to shun a fellow bro for putting on his big boy pants by interacting with the opposite gender.

Derek: *holds door for a girl*
Tadpole: “sImP SiMp!”
Fellow baby frogs: “hEhE Dereks a siMp”

by EveryoneHater April 15, 2020

Simp

Tom.

Tom is a simp

by truebluemeanings August 25, 2020

Simp

A simp is a dumb nigga who try hard to get a female he know he possibly can’t get

That nigga Jamir Adams is a simp he know damn well them bitches don’t want them

by Kyliejennerabadbitch December 5, 2019