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a slow-witted said creature of the said species ‘homosapien’ (human), of which in terms of intelligence, is utterly useless.
will drag the project down when working with an idiocy possessing human whilst in the room of schooling.
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I have legally created a petition for ‘idiot’ to be registered as an official, distinct homosapien species under the family of hominidae.

i now am currently requesting for you, the petitionee, to calmy acquire of a functional ‘ballpen’ to then simply partake in the signage of this petition.

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you r e t a r d, it’s a number.
u ok its only the number before 70 and after 68 what is wrong with u :(..
its also possible to see ‘69’ in the ying and yang crap or whatever
69 is math number :
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a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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someone completely idiotic and new yet refuses any help from a professional.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.

once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
examples of the language ‘noobish’ :
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
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a destructive chant that has starved the internet of normality.
mainly the language of furries and e-girls.

can be used by other pitiful children to look ‘aesthetic’ or ‘cute’
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some thirsty girl on instagram getting her pathetic ass self some attention with whatever bikini/revealing outfit she finds in her closet despite it may be looking incredibly ugly.
also adj. (see slutty) seemingly thirsty and revealing.
goddamn it alex stop being a slut :(
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