cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

cookie sheeting by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

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sheet rocked

To drink so heavily that describing the alcoholic as "being plastered" just won't cut it.

Bro, did you SEE the liquor lineup tonight? Oh, man, I'm gonna get fuckin' sheet rocked!

sheet rocked by FlippinKamikaze August 9, 2005

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Sheet

Another Word for shit

SHEET,i forgot my homework

Sheet by DaveyyyLucajjj April 6, 2009

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spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone

That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.

spread sheet by Nichihda August 17, 2010

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Sheetal

A loud and curious species of Indian gold-fish known for public, banal, cell phone chatter, whose preferred diet is Helva's armpit sandwich.

The mating call of the Sheetal is often compared to the sound of a shrill screeching lady, which is paradoxically the leading cause of headaches in the species.

Throw that one back, Sheetal tastes awful.

Sheetal by Geoff and Vilma May 25, 2008

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shmeek

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

shmeek by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 6, 2009

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shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

shmeating by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

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