11th hour screwjob

To royally screw someone out of a payday or "win" at the last minute when they least expect it.

getting screwed over by someone who is terrible at their own job, so they screw you over whenever they can

I almost landed that huge account, but then i got the 11th hour screwjob.

by jenny12345 September 30, 2012

Drives my screws

When someone does something which annoys you and drives you mad

She’s really annoying

Isn’t she, she just drives my screws

by Drivesmyscrews.com September 6, 2020

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw)

Any bitch that you like to screw, fornicate, or make loooooove to.

Man, that girl is my BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw).

by Barbara Neville September 29, 2015

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015

screw yo mama

To Screw One's Mother

"I Just Screwed Yo' Mama For Five Bucks"

by Tyler M. June 1, 2005

screwface

1) Highly intoxicated. Extremely drunken. See also drunk, mashed

2) A dirty or inappropriate facial expression. See also cut-eye,

1) I can't even remember what I did at the party Friday night, I was so friggin' screwface!

2) Yo, did you catch that dutty screwface MJ gave me when I walked into the room?

by Michelle November 12, 2003

screw-venir

the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle.

cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)

by missmac@ya April 2, 2009