Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object

And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

by h.l March 5, 2006

nerd slapper

an object which is (usually a ruler) used to slap cankles such as jessica

"man that cankle was asking for a spankering, so i got out my nerd slapper"

by cankleface April 4, 2008

Clam Slapper

The definition of a Clam Slapper is when two dykes in initiate vaginal rubbing.

An example of a Clam Slapper is any lesbian activity that occurs due to vaginas rubbing, smacking or clapping of any sort.

by Bluntman3456 January 18, 2011

Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.

Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.

by spangar July 14, 2011