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Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.
'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'
by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023
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Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
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Shitting splinters

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023
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shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.
(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.
by Miltalie November 16, 2023
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Shritting

The process of shittin' and shredding on a guitar at the same time, can be performed anywhere provided that both actions are practiced in unison.
"Yeah I can't talk right now, I'm shritting something mean."

or

"Most of the classic metal legends created their best pieces while shritting."
by DJ Derp November 30, 2023
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