Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

by Sid potter December 16, 2016

Rub One Out

The act of rubbing one's sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.

Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."

by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

by assplunder October 29, 2003

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

Rub my chub

Rub my chub, asking someone to wank you off or either just to rub your chubby belly

Hey hot stuff wanna rub my chub ?

by Fluffy the hamster January 1, 2019

Refrain Rubbing Ramadan

It's basically the same as No Nut November

Except that it is created for people who is fasting in the holy month of Ramadan

The deed is for the people to abstain from masturbation or pornography during the whole month of ramadan

My friends have been going with Refrain rubbing ramadan for 2 days now

by Sir Glass April 26, 2020