Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

by bealfakelesbian September 17, 2009

wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's

Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.

by wheaty May 29, 2005

Pulled-pork Sandwich

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.

I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.

by Kwazimoto July 26, 2008

Teriyaki Pork Burger

The act of using chew tobacco spit for lube during anal sex.

"When it gets raw i like to make a Teriyaki Pork Burger to speed things up."

by amish thuggin January 08, 2010

work your pork

same as beating off or holding youe sausage hositage.

where john schnieder?

oh hes at his house doing the " work your pork "looking at cat porn

by ryan killion January 11, 2009

The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

That chick was into some weird shit. She gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Alaskan Pulled Pork

When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess

I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night

by fec2 October 09, 2016