pepermint swirl

during a 69, the guy eats out the girl when she is experienceing the high point of her period, while she is sucking your dick. The two get enough blood/cum in their mouthes as possible and makeout

Oh Judy, when you pepermint swirl in my mouth makes me want to kick a cambodian in its mouth?

by Trevor & Tyler Richmond January 16, 2008

bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Momentum Paper

(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.

The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.

by MeezyK November 17, 2011

Paperweight

When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.

Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away

by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 25, 2011

popery

Old fashioned pejorative term for Catholicism, still in use in Northern Ireland.

"No Popery!" screamed the Rev. Paisley.

by octopod February 18, 2004

paperbagging

(v.)The act of putting a paper bag over a girl's head during intercourse, in an attempt to preserve the attraction. Often used in the case of a girl with a nice figure but a hideous face.

So, man what do you think about Erin?

Well, she's got a tight ass and some nice titties, but I've seen better faces at Halloween! I'd definitely paperbag that though.

by Philly Pendejo August 24, 2005

paper hat

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

by stropmag October 4, 2006