ass pirate 

1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships that are abundant in rich, exquisite ass. Also skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.

2. One who has an obsession with asshole of some sort.

ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!

Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!

LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!

Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!

ass pirate by bigmelon June 17, 2008

Skinny Pirate 

Unofficial name for the alcoholic drink, made by mixing Captain Morgan rum and Diet Coke

Two skinny pirates later, I felt gooood.

Skinny Pirate by Daria Sofiyeva December 27, 2008

Reverse Pirate Eyepatch 

Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"

"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"

OR

"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"

Reverse Pirate Eyepatch by Based on a true story January 4, 2010

drunken pirate 

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

drunken pirate by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Sarcasm Pirate 

An emoticon or "smily" which is used on a message board to show others that your post was sarcastic. Also referred to as jimlad. Popularized by SeattleClone, a member Cyclone Fanatic (a well-known message board for fans of Iowa State University).

Picture shown here-
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/images/smilies/wacky/jimlad.gif

Poster 1: I hope Harrison Barnes doesn't come here!

Poster 2: I hope you meant to put a sarcasm pirate on that because if you didn't, you are an idiot!

Sarcasm Pirate by Jimlad the Pirate February 13, 2009

peanut butter pirate 

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.

"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

peanut butter pirate by Steve Kane May 7, 2004

The Pirate of Isla Vista 

Always in search of booty, the pirate of Isla Vista reigns supreme among bums. Raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks

Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!

The Pirate of Isla Vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with IV sluts.

The Pirate of Isla Vista by Alex from UCSB February 14, 2006