Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020

a new pope was picked

smoking out while your significant other goes down on you

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.

by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022

Cotton picking minute

A very long minute

Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!

by Jsutt August 21, 2017

pick-up forfeiture

In any pick up game, when you lose an item of gameplay because of your stupidity, anger, craziness, etc. you forfeit the game automatically.

Basil kicked the soccer ball into an unretrievable area that was locked off, so he lost the game because of pick-up forfeiture.

by AxJaL June 25, 2020

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

pick-up scientist

Similar to a pick-up artist, but follows scientifically proven techniques. Doesn't take easily widely spread beliefs and myths. Works hard to get laid but does not always happen because getting laid is not a science but an art.

Alex is a serious pick-up scientist and follows a scientific approach to picking-up girls. His approach is mostly developed by himself because there is not much scientific data and he doesn't trust artists. He fills a detailed report after each score but unfortunately this doesn't happen too often.

by terex1 November 28, 2022

Parish pick-axe

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."

by kurd_snow September 16, 2020