When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
Get the Texas Pete facialmug. Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the Floorflusher Petemug. a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost
originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
by gswan February 4, 2020
Get the pete victorymug. Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.
Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"
by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011
Get the Pulled a "Pete"mug. that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.
by bigpetelol October 31, 2017
Get the big feet petemug. The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
Get the texas sneaky petemug. a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.
it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video
mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
Get the pete the meat puppetmug.