Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up

Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020

Pedosmile

A Pedosmile is an awkward and/or creepy smile portrayed on someones face. This can be either on a picture or seen in real life. A Pedosmile does not necessarily label someone a pedophile but just that they shouldn't smile because it can be taken that they are.

Hey Dan check out Robs "Pedosmile" in his picture, he looks down right creepy.

by Superdave22 November 11, 2010

Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

by albert johnston November 29, 2010

pussy on a pedestal

Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.

"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."

by pike-pat February 15, 2008

Portugese Gas Pedal

When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.

My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!

by Flantari September 30, 2006

PedoBear

That one fuzzy animal you think is cute until he makes forced fucky on you.

Pedobear: ASL? LOL
teengrl34: 13/f/TX
Peodbear: ORLLY? LOL
teengirl34: RLLY.
PedoBear: PedoBear Approves!

by OMGWTFBBQ!!!??? February 4, 2010

pedofileren (to pedophilize)

Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.

I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.

by Kat de Wat August 24, 2009