Parent-Fluid

Being parent-fluid does not mean that you lack parents. It indicates that you choose who your parents are.
Your selection is based on personal preference. You may elect to keep one of your own parents and discard another. Or you may choose to keep both birth parents. An alternate scenario is when you have lost one or more of your parents due to abandonment or death. This issue can be easily remedied by selecting one or more parents from the pool known as the human race.

Parent Fluidity means that you do not need to keep your parents forever. Once they have expired or irritated, you may spin the wheel and choose new ones. There is no limit to how many times you may amend your parentage.
You also can be loud and proud of having no parents. We support that lifestyle choice too.

I'm parent-fluid. I'm not able to keep a relationship going with Dad as he talks too much, so I have replaced him with Mike the butcher for the time being. If Mike doesn't work out, I might stay parent-less for a while or see who else is out there.

by Oranges'n'Mangoes October 8, 2019

Parent-hood

Parent-hood is the death of a person, or the person they used to be before they had a kid. Their fun-loving personality will die and instead of talking about their beautiful baby they will soon talk about the weight they gained.

"What happened to person?"
"They got into Parent-hood"

by ThatFandomPotato November 21, 2019

Parentdestroyer

To curb stomp an orphan on playdoh

Yo that orphan nigga just got parentdestroyer’d

by ChavezDude33 January 31, 2022

in loco parentis

In the place of a parent

Mulligan : "... And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis, I'm joining the rebellion, 'cause I know it's my chance to socially advance, instead of sowin' some pants, I'm gon' take a SHOT"

by PJSans February 24, 2021

parmenter

to brag about your ability at something but when you put your money where your mouth is you fall vastly short of the mark

Stu: how was your table tennis match against jamie?
Matt: well he said he was good but he pulled a parmenter

by nicholas clark January 14, 2008

parentnoia

Being afraid of how your parents will react when you know you've done something really bad...

As the police brought Kyle up the porch steps of his house, he was filled with parentnoia.

by Steta July 10, 2005

parentals

A word incorrectly used among teenagers. It is not a noun and is not a replacement for the word parents. It is an adjective that relates to parents or characteristics of parents; "parental supervision."

(Incorrect context) "So are your parentals letting you out this weekend?"

(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"

by alphabetbook December 28, 2005