Parent

Not Ryan

Ryan is not a parent

by Bfuckery December 8, 2020

Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.

parent: video games cause violence

by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020

parents

The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021

Parents

The people you will never make proud in life.

Child: *Exists*
Parents: Sigh..."You're a Disappointment"

by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more

It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact

by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021

Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021

Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.

Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!

by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021