Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010
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Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.
Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”
by NightTennisBoi April 14, 2019
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night changes

Last night I got night changes
by dirrrrrrectioner28 February 20, 2021
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night pee

when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm
person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
by yummy ummy March 07, 2020
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Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.
"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"
by nwtraveler July 12, 2023
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Bum night

The Bum night is a weekly Friday ritual where 4 boys come together and smoke bulk billies and bum fuck each other with their little hairy chodes .occasionally the bum night boys will have an orgy with retardo
bro Nevilles ditching his girlfriend to fuck gio and Jayden on Bum night
by nevillenewisababe July 18, 2019
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night frisking

at night to go on ice and play with sparklers or fireworks.
Morgan brought up the amazing idea of what to do Friday night. Gianna said, "let's all go night frisking at the small golf course pond and with my illegal fireworks!"
by yourmom666666 January 25, 2019
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