Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

by Sid potter December 16, 2016

Rub One Out

The act of rubbing one's sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.

Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."

by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

by assplunder October 29, 2003

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)

Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.

by Bauls McLongcack May 10, 2023

Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.

"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".

by Pete Davis January 21, 2014