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myspace whore

A MYSPACE WHORE:
noun.
Usually a young girl of about 13-19 on MySpace, although males are known to be myspace whores too, ranging in the area of about 14-18, ex. Daniel Hilton. Usually has over 1K friends, and lets you know it often, even though is always complaining about being lonely and posting bulletins to the affect of "talk to me or i'll delete my profile" (does this often, too.) Takes many photos of themselves scarcely clad or in some odd gangster pose though, usually, would get shot if they did that out side of myspace. Ususally "scene", "emo", "hXc" or "sXe". Posts picture captions to the affect of "Ewwww, im so ugly" or "OMFG, arent i so fucking hot??!!!". Wears lots of eyeliner. Generic bands, likes, dislikes, has no real personality. IS GROSS.

WARNING: maybe a paid member, or whores for advertising.
Contest sites (usually run by teenaged girls)
Daniel Hilton
Candii
etc.

"Goddammit. She's naked in the picture. She is such a myspace whore."

"He has W4Wed (whore for whore) them 5 times. He's a myspace whore."

"Those pictures all look the same. And they've been spammed for 7 pages! WHAT A MYSPAE WHORE!"

"She has over 3000 friends, and doesnt know any of them personally. She's just a fucking mypace whore."
by catedawg April 6, 2007
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Myspace

A site run by a man named Tom, where people, generally from ages 14-20 go, to post pictures of themselves and make friends.

To be "myspace" means to be scene since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you.

Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.
I don't have a myspace because I don't need people to tell me I am awesome.
by Questionable October 29, 2005
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myspace

i have to check my damned myspace thing every day because the people that i talk to everyday in school send me these damned bulletins
by shoelace256 June 1, 2005
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Myspace Whore

(Also called an E-Slut)

A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.
So not shaving, getting a haircut and liking wuss music actually is attractive to these people. Killer!
by Mikal K March 5, 2005
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Myspacing

Hanging around on myspace; using myspace
I miss My Sunshine says:
how ya doin?
yea like so yea.. says:
pretty good
yea like so yea.. says:
just myspacing
I miss My Sunshine says:
Wow, it's become a verb
yea like so yea.. says:
HAHAHA
by His.Starlight June 11, 2006
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myspace balls

Pertaining to having enough balls to ask some to be your friend on myspace. Usually someone really popular.
Hey-u see that dork have all those hot girls as his myspace friends?
Yah- must have some myspace balls.
by percy October 16, 2005
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myspacic

adj. To describe something that belongs on myspace, such as, a bulletin that threatens to castrate you with a ghost if you don't repost it.
"HAHAHAHAHA now u'll have bad luck for 957 days and wont have a girlfriend/ boyfriend or sex for 3 years unless you repost it" "Quit putting myspacic bullshit on my internet".
by Styro Folme May 26, 2006
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