myspace whore 

basically a fucking prima donna on MYSPACE.com with thousands upon thousands of MYSPACE friends, usually a chic that think she's to fuckin good for everybody and when you comment those fuckin whores they dont hit you back or nothing .."fucking bitches!! grr" basically dont add them because you just become a number on their list to make them appear "special"..

Billy: hey man dont you know that myspace whore Sally67kon myspace?

Bobby: yeah who doesnt maaaan

Billy: i left that bitch a comment yesterday that asked her a fucking question and when she logged in today she didnt comment me back..that fucking myspace whore

myspace whore by jack-son January 8, 2009

Myspace Stalker 

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.

Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"

Myspace Stalker by llegoz October 16, 2009

Myspace 

An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.

To find our current dictator, see facebook

Fact:
If you search 'Myspace' on google, all the results will be links to Facebook.

Myspace by Name removed by the NSA December 12, 2013

MySpace Whore 

Someone who is addicted to Myspace and is constantly on MySpace 24/7

Tom:"Hey I thought Jon was comming?"
Jim:"Na he's being a Myspace whore and is going to stay at home."

Jeremy:"Why did ky get fire?"
Bart:"He was being a MySpace Whore and wasnt doing his job and got caught."

MySpace Whore by KyBrtJrmyJorge August 20, 2006

Myspace Face 

When someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.

He looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a Myspace face.

Myspace Face by Sansserif December 9, 2008

myspace 

The domain of bandwagon losers, retards, wannabes of all sorts (i.e. wiggers and camera whores), skanks, skig-skags and scalawags, akin to Battle.net, but not nearly as fun.

myspacezombie:braaaains.....
person: yes, something you laaack...
myspacezombie:...plz talk about my paaage...
person:...go fuck off...

myspace by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007

Myspace 

A vehicle for self-promotion used by the most pathetic and mindless people in order to instill some sort of false meaning into their otherwise worthless lives. The most egocentric people in the world can be found on Myspace and pride themselves on posting pictures of their dumbass friends getting drunk with them. Unfortunately, they don't realize that anybody with a computer can access their profile and blackmail them using these wayward images. My personal favorite Myspace trend is when people put pictures of the gay bands that they like such as MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or GREEN DAY or other despicable emo shit that doesn't deserve to see the light of day, as if they personally know the members of the band. Myspace is worthless and should be made into something useful, like a landfill.

Did you know that Dane Cook has a Myspace?
Yeah, that makes it totally gay.

Myspace by plumpkin December 28, 2005