Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.

Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!

by Timfree January 18, 2023

Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.

1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift

by Volvopigen April 4, 2023

midnight love

Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

midnight love

A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023

Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023