Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.

Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO

by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023

math major

Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.

Quarter after means fifteen after the hour, not twenty-five past, math major.

by Sun-El March 5, 2009

Math Murderer

OMG! The GameFAQs mod that murdered the math. Because of his murder, 1.99~ =/= 2

THANKS A LOT!

Math Murderer modded me.

by hooligan333 December 16, 2003

math daddy

a boy thats really good @ math and has a very deep voice

"MMMMM IN MY 2ND BLOCK I HAVE A MATH DADDY"

by yoyoyoyooyoitseleanor February 29, 2016

Math 4 Life

When quantitative reasoning or mathematical thinking, which makes use of numbers and other mathematically based ideas to reason our way through the kinds of problems that confront us every day, becomes a way of life or second nature to us.

Math 4 Life is quite different from oft-impractical school math, but it’s as just as, or sometimes more, important.

by Covido August 24, 2022

Math Con-sultant

A symbol-minded person who knows all 64 main intimate positions, including their 200+ variations, but struggles to get a date except with bots or digital dolls.

Guesstimate how many folks in academia, who consult or moonlight for publishing houses worldwide, are in fact math con-sultants, whose names on textbook covers could potentially yield a higher adoption rate among local or regional schools, especially among titles-minded teachers and parents.

by MathPlus May 1, 2023

Math Thirst Trap

When you snap a pic of a math problem and post it on your story and all the nerds come flockin'

Joe: Did you see Carly's snap story?
Fred: Yeah I sent her a pic of the solution
Joe: Wow what a math thirst trap

by sweetcarolineisntfine February 12, 2019