Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.

What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.

Lonely Settlement by Sleet October 12, 2009

lonely_driver

Arrogant, self centered, egotistical person who has helped nurture his old, and current teammates, into becoming as insufferable as he is.

"Did you hear how lonely_driver lost a race recently?
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he and his fellow biased Admins deemed the race a victory for him because they couldn't let their legendary team (which 99% of them are members of) take a loss against someone who hasn't craked their car, letting his already inflated ego become even larger."
"Afterwards he proceeded to spam POWERHOUSE #1"
"Wow, he and his teammates sound like huge dicks."
"They are.."

lonely_driver by deeznutsbitch!!!! August 29, 2021

Lovey 

An overly affectionate animal or person.

"My cat's name is Lovey, she's a lovey love."

Lovey by Kton5000 February 1, 2010

Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.

Haha! can see That Lonely Island!

Lonely Island by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lonely ass 

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day

« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »

lonely ass by cannot handle February 12, 2020

Scandinavian Lovelog 

During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.

I put on James Blunt, lit a candle and hit Snyder with the Scandinavian Lovelog.

Scandinavian Lovelog by PMa$e June 20, 2006

lonely pockets 

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.

I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.

lonely pockets by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007