Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.

Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!

by ecateats March 26, 2023

Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.

One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.

by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022

jonas andriana

they match each other

jonas andriana-phillipa

by dein onkel January 13, 2018

Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021