Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

by Michichet August 13, 2020

Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing

He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas

by You don’t need me September 18, 2020

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023

Jonas

Just a little fag ball

Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)

by SeaTurtle12354 January 22, 2023

Jona

Jona is that boy who makes you feel butterflies in the stomach, a Jona is just a unique, sexy man who cares and love you like no one else, if you found a Jona you must be a really like person.

Jona seems such a gattino today.

by Mav.vnU January 27, 2023

Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023