Hand Jerk And Flick

The act of Moving your hand in a linear motion back and forth as if you were masturbating, then flicking your hand as if you were cumming/sperming/jizzing onto someone

used as an insult, anyone who doesnt obey your authority

you wip out your hand and masturbate your invisible penis then jizz all over them to insult them with an imaginary pearl necklace with your hand jerk and flick

by Dylmatex May 24, 2014

international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.

"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

circle jerk chicken

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.

Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken

by Helovesthistown February 28, 2014

knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.

by Light joker January 17, 2007

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

After-Jerk

The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session

Dude durrin my after-jerk i decide to watch some Spongebob

by boooooooosssssssss May 14, 2010