Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 22, 2021

Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation

Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT

by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022

Jared

A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed

Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck

by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021

Jared

An absolute fucking cunt

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.

by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019

Jared

Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.

Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!

by crimsoku September 24, 2021

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024

Jared

This person will make you feel the lightest you’ve ever felt ever! Like a skinny skinny feather. Jared’s are unapologetic and charming with a fantastical sense of humor. He cherishes his friends and treats them like absolute guido/guidette royalty! Obsessed with gorillas and getting sticky and shaking ass.

Jared can simply whip the piss.

by Definedinmylanguage February 2, 2022