A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
by Jibber87 June 06, 2005
pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint
That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!
by gnarlo January 07, 2008
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.
by A. Bird February 08, 2008
A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.
To the taint mobile!
by Fiona1 January 19, 2012
When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.
by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009
Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.
by Black Boyfriend September 09, 2015