captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022

bounce off da hook

To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.

*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!

by whitmore March 16, 2005

Dirty Fish Hook

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.

Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"

by Professor Mac Plum December 23, 2014

99 cent hooker

One cheap ass hooker.

Guy- How much?

Hooker- 99 cent baby.

Guy- Hell yeah I caught me a 99 cent hooker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015

hookerbot

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"

I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.

by Rinerdar August 7, 2007

hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid

that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham

by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007