Definitions by whitmore

monty 

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)

monty by whitmore October 22, 2006

ferker 

1.Jokingly derogatory term used to wind up a mate.

2.An overly flirtatious guy or a guy in a relationship.

3.A person who slips.

1."Shut up you ferker!"

2."Get a load of that ferker and his bird! What a ferker!"

3.*icy day,person walking down the path,onlookers talking*
"What d'ya reckon to this guy? Ferker?"

"Definitely."
*person slips*
"Stupid ferker."

ferker by whitmore May 13, 2005

bounce off da hook 

To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.

*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!

bounce off da hook by whitmore March 16, 2005

ferker 

1.A friendly yet somewhat insulting term to use on a mate.

2.A guy who is over-flirtatious.

3.Someone who has slipped. (From the verb ferk meaning to slip.)

1.Shut up you ferker!

2.Check out Barney with four birds on the go at once,ferker that he is!

3.(on an icy day) Person 1:"See that guy comin down the street? Reckon he's a ferker?"

Person 2:"Possibly."

(man slips)

Persons 1 & 2:Weyhey,ferker!!!

ferker by whitmore March 16, 2005