g-hook

where a penis is bent up so it hits the g spot everytime

dude i swear to god dana kangas has a g-hook

by nigga what February 28, 2004

hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

hook it up bro

When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.

Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"

Bartender: "So you want a double?"

Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"

by hookitupbro.com September 7, 2011

Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

Rusty Treble Hook

The rusty treble hook is similar to the rusty hook but the subject uses 3 fingers instead of 1 as treble hooks have 3 hooks.

Darrell gave Adam the rusty treble hook, and his breath smelled like shit for the rest of the day.

by LongBoneGrunter May 8, 2009

School Gate Hooker

A female parent who turns up to collect their offspring, or to school functions, wearing clothing and/or make up more sutible to work a shift in a brothel/as a streetwalker, than being round children.
It is to be presumed the intention of this is to atract attention, either from male partents, or teenage boys, to try and make themselves appear more attractive than the other females present. Often looking citoreinextremis.
Hallmarks of the school gate hooker are: high heeled thigh boots; micro mini skirts (esp if in P.V.C or leather); long, non child friendly finger nails, painted in 'hooker red'; unsuitable jewellry/accesories; over exposed clevage/breasts; trashy make up; smoking in inapropriate places.

Often school gate hookers behave in an overly flirty manner, sometimes inaproptiatly with adolecent boys, and are later heard bragging about how how the recipitant was 'all over them'; 'couldnt take their eyes off them'; 'will be masturbating later, with them in mind'

She was hated by the other mothers, avoided by all but the sadest single fathers and embaressed her own offspring, but the school gate hooker still spent as long getting dressed up to do the school run as she would for, yet another, diasterous date.

She make an quite an impession at the school xmas play, in fact quite a few of the other parents asked the school gate hooker if she had just come from/was going straight to work after the performance, and she never once realised they were making fun of her, being more concerned with the attention she was recieving.

Despite spending 45 minutes in preperation for her entrance, and blantently waving her latest model mobile phone about, the school gate hooker had no friends, was habitually single and was laughed at by the teenage boys she was so desperatly trying to impress.

by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011

rusty fish hook

When you hump doggy-style and after putting your index finger in her butt you stick it in her mouth and pull her cheek.

Amazing way to end up with an angry girlfriend. Stick your finger in her butt, then pull her cheek. She is a fish. You are the fisherman. You control the rusty fish hook.

by Stefan W September 6, 2007