Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.

Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.

by Butchy December 24, 2014

i am grill

samaaj ka best member aur prathicc ke papa

i am grill should be mod

by i am grill November 8, 2021

Time to Go Clean The Grill

1.) Clean the Grill means basically it's time to leave
2.) Get the fuck out

I kicked someone out of my house cause they didn't clean a grill that was dirty for six months. I told them to "get the fuck out" cause of the grill.

Sarah: I cheated on you Mike...
Mike: You know what bitch, it's Time to Go clean the grill.
Sarah: What's that?
Mike: It means to get the fuck out of here.

by XPrimetime January 26, 2010

grille de-buster

A tool to fix up a gnarly grille. Un-fucking up that which is truly fucked. That which fixes a saggy ass drunken, sallow face.

Amy was looking into the mirror under the fluorescent lights at Store 24 and decided, "Shit, I need a grille debuster."

by cryogenic stasis December 2, 2004

bust your grill

To hurt sombody or diss them unrelentelessly.

Man the other day when we were playin basketball I felt like I had to bust your grill!

by Steven Burkhart September 14, 2006

Ice-grill

cold look/cut eye

i turned around and gave 'im an ice-grill

by billz March 4, 2004

Grill

1) Metal rack used for cooking or cooling.
2) To interrogate harshly.
3) Teeth.
4) Pubic hair.

I'm cooking some burgers on the grill, bee-otch.
I got grilled at the police station, bee-otch.
Gettin' all up in my grill an' shit. With my little token, my grill be smokin'.
I had to shave my grill because of the hot weather.

by Mustaf Herod Apyurpupyr May 14, 2003