grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies

something Dane Cook would say

what Courtney calls Tom

you are such a grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies

by <><><><><><><><><><><><> July 27, 2006

Grandma Kiss

When two people rub their prolapsed assholes together. The flaccid rigidity, moistened surface, and sparse hair outline resembles kissing grandma on the lips. An extreme form of anal tribbing.

I've got a pink sock, lets grandma kiss.

by FloppyNiggerDick February 5, 2009

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 6, 2004

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Grandma

A word used to describe anyone named Hannah

Me: wooow she’s such a grandma
Friend: ye ikr

by ShivPate1111 February 8, 2019

Grandma Moment

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

by Ruffstough October 16, 2009