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Golden Docking

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.
Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!
by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011
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Golden Grajewski

During anal sex, a man urinates in the woman's ass.
Oh Adam, give me a Golden Grajewski.
by BBoyDestructiveD August 22, 2004
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Goldeneye Aim

1.noun
2.exclamation

1. To shoot someone either in the gaming world or in real life without a targeting reticle. (note: True Goldeneye Aim is a single head shot, however multiple dead on shots that result in the death of another is also acceptable) Usually in the gaming world cause much frustration for the fool on the recieving end and could result in broken controllers and shattered televisions. In real life, you're dead so you can't complain after the fact. Goldeneye aim is recieved from rigorous fiendish training on the Nintendo 64 gaming system.

2. A triumphant boastful outcry after humiliating a person in the gaming world or in real life with a ridiculous ability to aim.
Example 1:
person1-Dude let's play some Halo 2 live.
person2-No, I hate that damn game. Those bastards on there have Goldeneye Aim. I gotta dust off the 64 and get to work before I play again.

Example 2:
(person1's computer character perishes in a hail of dual SMG fire delivered by person2)
person1- Fuckin-A thats 32 god damn games in a row! The fuck man?!!
person2- That's that Goldeneye Aim!!! That's that Goldeneye Aim beeeyaatch! You got ownnneed, ownnneed....
person1- Get the hell out of my house!
by mattyheavnr October 14, 2005
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golden shiner

Mechanical stimulation of the phalus by another individual's hand in an aquatic environment. Underwater hand job. Also known as a "fin job."

Golden shiner refers to a common species of minnow native to fresh waters of the Atlantic slope of N. America.
I asked Jane to clean the filter after giving me a golden shiner in the hot tub.
by Notemigonus crysoleucas October 9, 2007
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GoldenEye Gamer

One who collects and plays retroactive video game systems and games not for childhood nostalgia, but for the hype or fascination with older games. The phrase comes from the Nintendo 64 game GoldenEye 007.
"My friend is such a GoldenEye gamer; last weekend he got himself an Atari Jaguar and a couple games that no one's ever heard of."
by TheGameGuy March 27, 2009
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Golden High School

Golden High School is the best school ever, extremely superior to its rival Wheat Ridge High School. Qualities include: Awesome students, awesome staff and fabulous sports teams. Students here always remember to be kind and most importantly, BEAT THE WHEAT!
I’m so glad I go to Golden High School, I hear Wheat Ridge High School is the worst.

Did you hear Golden High School won against the wheat last night? Looks like harvest season is going to be rough this year for Wheat Ridge High School.
by The succubus of Golden High October 21, 2018
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Golden scar

“Jimmy plays fortnite and collects Golden scar s”

“Jimmy is a natural girl repellent
by 😎😘🖕 December 31, 2018
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