Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy

Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch

by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

gooch

Worst dog ever! This little rat should not exist

I'll fuck gooch

by Croquette June 17, 2017

Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017

gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person

I heard Matt is a gooche boy.

by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016