Girlfriend Goggles

When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.

Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

Orange County Goggles

The phenomenon whereby a young male professional routinely checks out, pursues and dates women well over 30 years of age, instead of pursuing women in their 20s.

High housing prices in Orange County, California lead to a demographic situation whereby there is scarcity of women ages 22-30, so most female inhabitants are either too young (high school age) or too old (cougars, MILFs, divorcees, Persian medical professionals, etc).

Over time, his taste in women completely changes to the point where he considers his love of 30+ women as normal and standard, even to the point of forgetting about the existence of young hot women.

A male with Orange County Goggles may travel outside of OC and accidentally find himself around hot 20-something women. At this point he will feel a strong sense of disillusionment and urgency, and an awareness of his Stockholm Syndrome.

Roberto, who lived in an Irvine Company apartment complex in sunny Orange County, California, had to attend a business meeting in Los Angeles. After his work was done he visited a bar in Santa Monica, where he was shocked to see a plethora of beautiful 25-year old women dancing and socializing with high-energy. He sighed to himself as he realized he had Orange County Goggles for many years, spending so much time back home text messaging 35-year old professional women, trying to take them out to expensive dinners at Javier's.

by WORDSMAKER April 18, 2018

Nigger Giggle

A very loud and possibly obnoxious laugh

Dude, your nigger giggle makes me want to cut off my ears.

by SomeRascist July 6, 2009

Google

The fuck you searching google for? You fucking idiot google is taking over the world and you don't even know what it is yet? You probably just searched this up through fucking Google.

Person 1: "Hey, look at this image of your mom"
Person 2: "Did you really just searched fat mom on google?"

by The fuck you looking at? May 1, 2019

urban goggles

when a girls lying down and and her guy puts his balls in each of her eyes

i like when my girlfriend wheres my urban goggles and then flutters her eyelashes... it tickles!

by panetta September 20, 2006

Giggle Fit

Giggling for a long amount of time due to being exposed to something hilarious.

Yulia fell off her chair and I had a total giggle fit.

by BespaRose April 25, 2008

Google it

When you need to find something (word definition, restaurants, dentists, doctors, hair dressers, car dealers.... list goes on and on) and don't know where to look for so the first place to go is Google.com. You can almost be certain to find some kind of answer. Can be used in any tense (present, past, past present, future)

I just don't know where to get that really good hair spray Kelly had, so I am just going to Google it.

by urban it December 16, 2009