fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

fester

to dwell on; hold a grudge

who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Fluster

What the kids are calling it these days.

David: "Dude did you fluster Sally last night?"
Beckett: "Dude, I took her up to make out point and we flustered all night!"
David: "That's gnarly bruh!"

by seanniebabe00 October 2, 2018

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.

Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

Foster

This kid is known for his dick sucking abilities. He goes to Endicott College and looks to get railed in the butt everyweekend. his good quality includes smoking weed, drinking beer and playing faggy vollyball

Wow this Foster kid is a GIANT fag

by kitchy14 April 3, 2008

Uncle Fester

A sex act in which, while doing someone anally, you suddenly pull out and insert a lightbulb into their asshole.

Dude, I totally gave that chick an Uncle Fester. You should've seen her ass light up!

by SubSpecies23 April 23, 2006

dweeble fester

A complete and total fucking IDIOT! ie;Daniel Curry(fucktard)

look at that dweeble fester,using a coat hanger to scrape her uterus!

by maj November 4, 2004