Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.

Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.

by Big Fiz June 26, 2009

fuck a duck and give it a buck

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.

Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.

by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

fuck nate jacobs

A phrase that summarizes women’s frustration with toxic, abusive, psychopathic men.

Specifically Nate Jacobs from euphoria but it can also be used as a way of saying “fuck psychopathic men”

“Jules is falling in love.”
“With Nate. fuck Nate.”

“You know what?”

“fuck Nate Jacobs”
“Fuck Nate Jacobs”

by Youcunt_euphoria November 29, 2021

Chimichanga fuck

When a male proceeds to stick a chimichanga up another anus (male/female) then eats it.

Me and Jimmy tried to chimichanga fuck, it worked so well

by Poonjiggler November 20, 2019

Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

by Chemlock March 16, 2009

mint as fuck

The phrase explains how great something is. Only in use to describe the best things.

That party was mint as fuck

by the mintiest . August 3, 2011