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The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock November 4, 2008
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The act of stalking on Google Streetview. It's like stalking in real life but takes a lot longer and has a vastly reduced chance of getting caught. No more having to hide in the bushes or invest in expensive cameras.
To lazy to get your camera out; to hefty to leave your computer; have a need to know what a certain person is doing but would happily just look at a picture of their house taken from a moving car. You need to get into galking.
by Chemlock December 23, 2010
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A person who stalks using Google Streetview. It's like stalking in real life but takes a lot longer and has a vastly reduced chance of getting caught. No more having to hide in the bushes or invest in expensive cameras.
To lazy to get your camera out; to hefty to leave your computer; have a need to know what a certain person is doing but would happily just look at a picture of their house taken from a moving car. You need to become a galker.
by Chemlock December 23, 2010
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