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French Postcards

Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail
Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.
by The King_50 April 4, 2009
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Frenchman's woodpile

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl
After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.
by mistereddie December 10, 2009
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french sticks

When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.

Like a french bread stick..
Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"
by teh_internet June 21, 2012
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felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum
by Imperial wiz March 29, 2015
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French Slurp

A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.
Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.
by GeniusSex December 31, 2019
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French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021
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FrenchJM

FrenchJM is an ancient word which, in short, is the combination of French and JM. French is the country and JM means “gay”. Meaning, anyone who is named FrenchJM is “gay”.
Wow, look at FrenchJM, he sure looks gay.
by SneakyRocket575 November 18, 2021
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