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ass fister

1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate
1) "Dude, Troy is an ass fister."
2)
Man 1: "your mom"
Man 2: "yeah, great comeback ass fister"
by JNEWME August 13, 2005
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Fostering

A slightly less extreme version of the commonly found player or also known as a man whore Fostering involves marrying people on facebook in quick succession. Fosterers often talk to many girls via Facebook messages and present a vunerable/emotional side to which appeals to people such as jailbait. Fostering is often a result of people who wish to appear popular and a desperate cry for affection.
Ethan: Wow Matt has gone through 3 Facebook marriages in 2 weeks. He's really fostering lately isn't he.
Sam: Yeah I know, he's getting alot worse.
Ethan: Ah well, better let him get it out of his system.
by Sue P January 3, 2012
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Chicken Fister

A guy that likes to fist ladies with lovely shaven pussy's.....these pussy's often look like a chiken breast.
That guy is sooooo Sick and Wrong, he only gets off when he can chicken fister a chick
by Kyndra. April 10, 2009
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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
by A. Jackson October 31, 2007
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fosters

by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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Fucker Fuster Fun

stick your dick in someones mouth and then biting the hell out of it
i cant wait to fucker fuster fun your dick
by jiss on myself April 5, 2003
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Left footer

Slang term for a homosexual male, usually used as a polite reference to a gay rather than as a derogatory term
I began suspecting he was a left footer when I found his stash of homosexual porn
by Dave 010203 February 11, 2009
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