california kelp forest

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter

“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Best Friend Forever (BFF)

A person that you love and appreciate. they are always there for you and you are there for them.

Gabi is my Best Friend Forever (BFF)

by Jimmy3207 May 16, 2019

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

national big forehead day

2th November, a day to appreciate people with a big forehead

happy national big forehead day !

by cumslut of lil peep October 20, 2020