Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021

Flyering

The act of distributing flyers (leaflets).

Flyering Remains a Recruitment Tool for Hate Groups

by zamboj February 2, 2021

Flute

A Dick

Yup bro the peng bird down the street went down on me flute the other night, she whopper bro!

by Kirikumo April 26, 2021

Fluteled

The sexual act of simulating the playing of a flute on a man's penis.

Damn that girl fluteled me last night. She was a virgin so I should have expected it.

by No. 1 Papa Slurp June 8, 2021

Flute boys

A group of kids in marching band that decided to be the frat boys but we gave them a wack ass nick name

“AYO WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS FLUTE SECTION” “the Frat boys” “the flute boys ?”

by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021

Flute boys

A wack ass name given to the flute section in marching band because they wanted to be the frat boys

“AYO FLUTES WHAT IS YOUR SECTION DRESSED AS” “the frat boys” “hah the flute boys”

by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021