flaming virgin

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.

-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin

by allahfucker September 15, 2022

Flaming kabob

Fellatio following the ingestion of a capsaicin containing substance

Damn bitch, what did you eat? You just gave me a flaming Kabob!

by Kaboob January 26, 2022

Flaming Sword

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.

Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

flaming teletubbie

A flying peice of crap.

Whoa look at that flaming teletubbie!

by bubbles123 April 2, 2008

Suspended Flame

Big man who will still your girl with his amazing charting abilities. Too much of a pussy to rechart no villians and would rather die then chart easy and normal.

Person 89: You heard of suspended flame?
Random ass mf: No
Person 89: your stupid asf
Person 89: he gets more bitches then floppa with his amazing charting abilities to flex.

by Sicer48 January 18, 2022

Flaming bikkies

For fuck’s sake.

Me: “Hey ma, Jimmy’s fucked off with the wagon again”
Ma: “AHH FLAMING BIKKIES THAT SWAMP DONKEY IS GONNA GET A MOLLYWHOPPIN”

by nevelis June 16, 2018

j-flame

When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors

Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!

by Turdburgler24 June 14, 2016