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Ferret Facing

The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.
Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!
by Imbringingsexyback May 6, 2014
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British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.
Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.
by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015
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Indian Fartingson

noun (farting indian)

An indian coontard that failed to many exams and releases a hazardous shart from his/her ass crevice. This fart will kill anyone behind the indian and can even flip over cars. Eventhough the indian shitter might not notice this foolish behavior, he is being noticed by thousands of inhalers across the nation. Once the farticles are released and peoples life's are out in danger, it is a concern of the government.

These type of Indians also have the power to turn their crusty ass into a vacuum and suck anything of large mass into it. This is their defense when they encounter police.
That indian fartingson put my family in danger.

I ate to much rava dosa yesterday so I must shart over a bitches tittingsons.

AYE, next time you shart next to me, I will fartingson and blow up your village.
by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016
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The Farrington Beg

When you repeatedly ask her not to force you to put it in her butt... again.
Even the Farrington Beg couldn't save him last night.
by Petreaux December 17, 2016
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tobacco farming

digging around in public ashtrays/ashcans for partially smoked cigarettes
The hotel valet saw a homeless man tobacco farming in front of the hotel.
by bigbenw November 25, 2017
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Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.
Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!
by McDude4Real May 31, 2018
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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