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fuck the fake people!

people that feel power over other people when being fake and fucking themselves over.
P1: fuck the fake people!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
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fake

Internet Forums' new curse word used to describe remotely ANY possible video on the internet. The level of negative energy that is emitted by FAKE is comparable as that to an annoying movie goer who spoils the movie that you watch, or the viewer who spoils the magic trick that you see, or the viewer who suffers from an inferiority complex and copes by demeaning the essence of any form of media by babbling of how something is fake.
"Omg, did you see the guy who was shot in the face? That was so fake!"
"I saw this vid where someone threw his monitor down 2 floors. That was so FAKE!"
"I just saw a video about anything. that was so FAKE!"
"Did you see the video about the cat who chased the ball? That was so FAKE! They dubbed in the ball with a greenscreen! See? You can see the lines!!!!!1111"
by Franico November 11, 2006
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fake azz Jamaican

A person who tries to adapt the customs and mannerisms of someone from Jamaica, even though they have no connection with the natives, other than being a wannabee.
Look at that fake azz Jamaican with the dreads and Bob Marly jacket. That jabronie is from friggin' Guyana!
by unstable bob gable February 23, 2004
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Fake-up

another word for makeup...especially when a girl has it caked on.
Yeah she was pretty, but she had waaay too much fake-up on.
by SamanthaCooper January 14, 2005
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fake handoff

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.
Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.
by L. Keen September 21, 2003
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fake talker

One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).
Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.

Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.
by FNJACK and FNART July 11, 2007
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Faceroller

1. Someone that knows nothing about a pc or technology in general.


2. Can also be used to refer about playing different classes in World of Warcraft. At the time of this writing players with Rogues and Warlocks are known to be facerollers in PVP. That is, it doesn't take much skill to play either class, just someone rolling their face on the keyboard can rack up honor in PVP.
1. "My mom is such a faceroller when it comes to pc's"

2. "Dude, I facerolled my way to PVP epix!!111oneone"
by Spurcell November 5, 2008
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