Facial Recognition

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.

So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.

by Paralda October 31, 2011

faciale

A french word, means cumshot

Les salopes adorent les faciales

by cochon de français January 29, 2014

Shit Faced to the world

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

We went to the concert last night and Stan dropped X and drank so much Tequila that he was shit faced to the world.

by SSteve January 1, 2008

christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day

shit im christmas faced hand me another present

by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008

milk-faced

Childish, insolent, whiny like a baby
A very old term, probably from middle ages, or maybe invented at ren fairs.

That milk-faced chit is barely off his mother's apron-strings.

by AprilRyan November 23, 2009

waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Keanu Faced

When one is really tired, stoned, or wasted

Man you look so keanu faced right now, did you not sleep?
Dude, I was so keanu faced last night. I must of had a 30 rack.

by ride the wave November 5, 2010