Dutch Maid Outfit

To clean naked.

I had no clothes left whatsoever, so I had to do my cleaning and laundry in my Dutch Maid Outfit

by badgrammir February 19, 2009

Dutch Starfish

The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!

by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009

Call of Dutist

A person who believes that he knows everything about the military just because he plays a lot of call of duty games.

"I'm telling you, people in the army do 360 quick-scopes with a sniper."
"Shut up you call of dutist"

by uknwwhoitis August 28, 2011

Call of Duty Syndrome

A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability

Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here

by InvisibleWater July 3, 2012

Dutch Dandelion

When a large group of men perform a circle dutch rudder with a single girl in the middle. From above, it looks like a flower getting pollinated by it's own petals.

Yo, we had this crazy time last night. We dutch dandelioned this chick. What a slut.

by Bumblebee Extroardinare June 12, 2009

Dutch Blitz

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

by Ertischek June 16, 2009

Dutchgirl

Amazingly hot and awesome blonde girl of Dutch heritage. She is the girl of your dreams and she will not hesitate to make you scream. You better look out for her or she might get away. She's cool and has a lot to offer.

Damn man, you tapped that Dutchgirl last night? I'm so jealous. She is the girl of my dreams.

by See Allisinful November 28, 2006